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( Jan. 15th, 2010 11:17 am)
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer
and at the appropriate
point In the process the computer advised him that
he would need to enter a
password ...... something he will need to use to log

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured
he would try for the
shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his
password, he made it plainly
obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating
letter out loud as he typed:


His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer replied:



A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and st ormed back in the house..

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)

'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'

May your birthday bring
You as much happiness
As you give to everyone
Who knows you

Happy Birthday [livejournal.com profile] larienelengasse

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