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elflover59 ([personal profile] elflover59) wrote2010-08-06 10:05 pm

Funny

I was told this one is a real . No joke.:)


A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is


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[identity profile] nikkiling2.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa... I suppose if you only ever saw it upside-down... and didn't know ANYTHING about cars... That's still pretty bad.
I suppose the next question would be: How the hell did she loose it???

[identity profile] erviniae.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO!

[identity profile] malinorne2003.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hm... I doubt one could get a driver's licence without being able to read. But real or not, it's a great story and very funny :-D Thanks!

[identity profile] firestar28.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear *g*

[identity profile] how-they-sing.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
LMAO!!! Too funny!

[identity profile] silver-trails.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear... LOL!!!

[identity profile] spike7451.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
True or not it made me giggle. :)

[identity profile] superkalifragi.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahaha *facepalm*

[identity profile] girlspell.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies*

[identity profile] chaotic-binky.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Chuckles!

Hugs Binky xxx

[identity profile] delaese.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
FACE-PALM

[identity profile] whitewave16.livejournal.com 2010-08-08 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
LOL!

[identity profile] elflover59.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Thats a good question.:)

[identity profile] elflover59.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to see it mad you laugh.:)

[identity profile] elflover59.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to see it mad you laugh.:)

[identity profile] elflover59.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Real or not this is a good one.:)

[identity profile] elflover59.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to see it mad you laugh.:)

[identity profile] elflover59.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to see it mad you laugh.:)

[identity profile] elflover59.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to see it mad you laugh.:)

[identity profile] elflover59.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to see it mad you laugh.:)

[identity profile] elflover59.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Same here.:)

[identity profile] elflover59.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to see it mad you laugh.:)

[identity profile] elflover59.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to see it mad you laugh.:)